Tissue paper

Owen: "Mom, what's this?"

Me: "Tissue paper."

Owen: (as he holds the large piece of paper up to his nose) "Can I blow my nose with it?"

Me: You could, but it would be a little rough on your nose.

Other recent conversation with Owen:

Instead of asking the dreaded question repeatedly during our trip last week, "Are we there yet?" Owen's version was, "Where we are going?" Every couple of minutes, this question remained the hot topic. We kept saying, "Pennsylvania." Owen's response, "Can we go to McDonald's after Pennsylvania?"